I still have my waterbed from the 80's and I am on my second bag and third heater. It’s a king because I am 6'3" and it solved a severe back problem that I had for years. Plus during freezing Illinois winters it is a nice an cozy place to slide into at night. Over the years it is has been known as Lake Michigan and…

Looks pretty sweet. One question (as I have with all beds that have a surround like this), does it come in tall? I’m 6'5, and I see my head over on one end, feet over on the other.

Just what I need...my liver drunk texting me.

True, but do you say “lets toss all art, music and writing from that period into the dumpster?”

That’s kinda like saying 19th century Europe was racist as fuck and imperialist garbage.

Yeah, I’m a tall guy with big hands and a butt large enough to occupy the seat. My knees are already typically higher than my hips while porcelain seated.

I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

A railroad tie is typically not something you want to reclaim for residential use, especially for furniture. They are treated with creosote and you don’t want that shit touching your skin for any extended period of time. They ARE NOT ‘perfect’ for use as furniture.

This, sadly, does not surprise me. Take cows. Now most people imagine that a cow is only dangerous when its panicked or really, really annoyed. Its not. They will plot. They will take action. Cows will kill anything. Eat anything. Do not fuck with cows.

Disaster Area will order an acre of that

Too late. The Chinese have already landed on it, claimed it for the PRC, and set up a SAM battery.

Farday Future Funding Frozen, Founding Father Faraway, Future Factory Foggy.

I think cynically, the tale while tragic is entirely about blue-collar men and I don’t think anyone in Hollywood thinks that would inherently sell. Even Titanic has at its core a class-based love story brought about by the classes in play in a luxury liner sinking.

How has there not been a movie about the Edmund Fitzgerald? Movies about tragic ships were all the rage for a while...

Because on our roads it would be pretty much hovering the entire time.

Calm down there, Satan.

I still love the fact that my new LED bulbs don’t melt a hole in my ceiling anymore :)

Actually, this is David Bowie’s life force spreading back out into the universe.

I logged a few yrs working for a Ford supplier. Any trip to a Ford plant or HQ in Detroit required that I rent only a Ford. I loved bringing back my receipts and not having to justify why I rented a Jag.

Can I be the first to say, “Forget Mars. We should build an airship in the clouds above Venus”?