Well... Fuck. Good luck, and god speed my friend. I’m gonna miss the hell outta ya. 

Heh... Detroit has been working hard on a 15 minute city plan the last few years. It’s pretty painful for local businesses while the work is going on. But, they seem to seriously appreciate the massive increase in traffic once it’s finally over with. My own town just outside Detroit tried to put in a lot of bike lanes…

No no, LBJ liked to whip his dick out at *everyone*. He also loved to harass the pilots of AF1 about adjusting the temperature in the plane. I think everyone in this country should hear his phone call about ordering custom pants to hold his giant dick as well. Because it’s pretty damn funny all things considered.

Kristen! We’ve missed you so much, please come back! 

Bleh, I really wanna see this thing, but I’m not sure if I’m gonna get a chance. So many trees and tall-ish buildings where I live. 

I got a pair of those grinders too. Absolutely adore them. Unless I need to grind a crapton of pepper, in which case the spice grinder comes out. 

Honestly, this would be fun to use for a Trans Am 20000 replica... Don't think the engine is sweet enough though.

Glad to see ya back, Max. Did you get accosted by Christians in the airport like my friend did when he managed to get his trip home? 

I’m normally wholly in agreement with ya. But I have had it get out of hand once in my life. Back when I lived up in Oxford, one of our neighbors started having a hoarding problem later in life it seems. And he basically turned his entire property into a hugely stacked junkyard. None of it was fixable or anything you…

Mmmm... Same. Hi neighbor! That stupid Kia trashbox needs a good thrashing.

In 10000 years I'll get right on it.

Well, I don’t -need- macOS for anything other than running my telescope gear and the absurd battery life. But I am likely going to wait and see what the new Pros look like before I make a decision. Wish they’d go back to user serviceable parts though.

Seriously. I’ve been kinda looking at a MBP, but it’s kinda trash for what you get now days.

Nah, I love the spindle grill too.

*Also Sprach Zarathustra starts playing*

Wonder if I could figure out a way to whamjangle it on to my ebike. That’d be pretty damn funny.

It’s even better with the context that he’s going to try and shut off Michigan’s federal funding over sending out voting applications. 

Depends on the area. I mention California as an ebike standard because states are starting to adapt their system of classification though. Which is very nice. 

It really depends on the ebike in question. European compliant ebikes have no throttle and are very slow, with low power of 250 watts. Meanwhile California compliant ebikes have throttles and can have a motor of upto 750 watts, and a max speed of 25mph. As for the weather, I ride mine in Detroit in all conditions…

I’m absolutely backing the Sonys. I’ve wandered into a rock concert wearing them and it blocked out about 80% of it, and the crowd noise was completely gone. 

I’m absolutely backing the Sonys. I’ve wandered into a rock concert wearing them and it blocked out about 80% of it,…