You're the man, Ken.

Hopefully the new Deus Ex game will give the medium a fresh injection of trench coats (albeit weird circuity-looking ones).

The game gives you 20 seconds to choose between syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. One of those three choices kills your dog.

@TheAxMan: Also a bit of a dick.

@kaast: Zynga is actually very innovative in terms of finding ways to steal ideas from other people who are finding ways to turn humans into cattle.

I don't know a thing about this guy, so I am not going to try to speak to what he actually thinks about games, but in the context of Farmville at least all this stuff is utterly bogus.

Probably the reason Apple did not buy Bungie is that Apple is not (and certainly was not at the time) a huge company that can simply go around buying everyone who makes shit for their OS. Generally when you are in the business of designing/selling hardware and an operating system, the model is that other people make…

"Hurry - this fantastic offer ends December 31, 1982."

Bear in mind, Kotakuites, that while many of us would love to play remixed (or at least uprezzed) versions of older classics, it is possible that the vast majority of 360 owners would look at the dated graphics and the '1' next to the word "Halo" and wonder why they would buy ever that over the thing right next to it…

Virtual Shackles is exactly the kind of comic that should be on here; it's consistently good, never continuity-based, and not so massively popular that it wouldn't benefit from Kotaku readership.

@MrGOH: Of course it does. Bioshock did too, to some extent.

@PalinFreeborn: UNHITTABLE

@Indy_aka_Rex: pre-Zero Mission Samus may, in fact, be the manliest Nintendo character there is.

I never bought into the whole 'my immersion has been stoled!' thing; I never forget I'm playing a video game, and am never disappointed to be reminded about something of which I am constantly aware in the first place.

That'll be $200.99, please.

@TheNexusRebound: 3D does present an interesting problem for console lifecycles. Do you only get 3D games for the first half, at which point you have to use all your resources to make 2D look prettier? It's a pretty scary question for publishers who don't want to sink tons of money into something gamers might…

Elder Link frequently goes to the Temple of Time to revisit the days of his youth, before he got Syphilis from that whore in the Kakariko opium den.

@Michael Dukakis: You're becoming Horatio Caine.

"chinpoko (penis)"

@GamerKT: Jordan could totally score a three pointer with a saxophone.