So what are we poor unfortunate English folks meant to do?

It's on the witches desk:

No,no,no,no!

What? no Carl Sagan?

Target identified as Jersey Shore cast: Open Fire!

This lifted my spirits on a dull tuesday morning in the university canteen, thanks a bunch :)

This looks looks like it was neigh joke. I'm not horsing around, and this comment wasn't made on the hoof either.

I'm working on a space opera of my own. There are aliens in my story and they use a combination of Quantum Entanglement and 3D printing to travel long distances (at least later in the story they will) I have it that the alien's technology is still developing. The first ship you encounter in the story is obsolete in…

I'll work it into my galaxy spanning sci fi epic somehow.

Why can't you add GMT for us civilised folk in the UK ?

The end up in Oz, and have to search for the mad hatter, and they all have a wonderful tea party with the engineer and the alien queen. There are also unicorns and rainbows...oh and sparkles, gotta have sparkles.

I've been playing too much fallout new vegas lately, and red the title as "RobCo"

1984 much?

Send lawyers and politicians first, then all the god awful 'celebrities'

I can see your wallet too.

Well i suppose someone had to *lowers glasses* axe the question?

Having Neptune, Uranus, Venus, Saturn or Jupiter in the sky would be a real gas..

Need i say more?

If they came for our hair, we'd have to mullet over for a while.

This is an interesting article, and i now have at least part of an idea for why the aliens in the novel i'm working are interested in humanity.