She was on American Idol and he has a song about butts.

An insatiable woman could be plowed by a hundred and one men in one night, but if she changes her mind before the hundred and second begins and he goes about his business anyway, then that dude committed rape. It's simple. It may not seem fair to one's pecker, but it's simple.

Really, dude?? He steals repeatedly. He stands on a table and yells a vulgar phrase that is offensive to women and others BECAUSE he was ACCUSED of rape and should therefore refrain from such idiocy. Listen to his repeated apologies, they are disingenuous. I would call him all those names even if I knew FOR A FACT he…

fuck that. it was all bullshit, why do they constantly bring that up

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

NO. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. Your mom is the issue? Tell her your abuser isn't there under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE or the wedding is just going to be you and your fiancé in a courthouse. Girl, this is YOUR FUCKING WEDDING, AND FUCK EVERYONE ELSE. It means a lot to your fiancé? You know what means EVEN MORE to your fiancé? You. He…

He's been cuddling up to me all day! Unfortunately, he was also running around like crazy and biting my face from 4am-6am. I'm hoping it's a kitten thing and he won't do that forever?

I got pregnant using Depo-Provera the second shot I got with "perfect" use (even got the shot a little early just to be safe). I despise people who try to argue abortions wouldn't happen if women would just use birth control.

I like the sound of this sexual game

some guy named William Tell... The theme was "apples."

This is the most notable FSU suspension since when their fans had to suspend disbelief about him being a rapist.

Are our college football players UN ambassadors?

Lesson for the day: saying, "Fuck her right in the pussy," isn't ok, but actually doing it without her consent is.

To paraphrase Hootie, "You and me, we come from different worlds . . . I like to laugh at you cuz you think it's ok to beat little girls . . . ."

Burt Dirtbag! Burt Dirtbag! Okay, now I kind of HAVE to name a character Burt Dirtbag at some point in my writing career.

People should be required to take an online dating etiquette course before having their OKCupid (or whatever) account activated. First lesson: YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO A RESPONSE. No response = other person not interested = move on. Second lesson: THIS IS A DATING SITE, NOT A SERVICE FOR PERVERTS TO INDULGE THEIR…

Is "put his hand on my ceiling" a euphemism?

Children who were "beaten" won World War II,

Yeah and most of the world is full of stupid poor uneducated people, like you, who don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about.