And THAT is what the anti-choicers can't grasp. My BIL is psycho right wing. You can't mention gun control or the HCA without him having a Constitutional seizure. He can't wrap his tiny brain around the fact that I don't want people like him making up laws that state I don't have the ability to make decisions over my…

That's what you hate? Because what gets my ire up is walking past a hundred racks of cute stuff in straight sizes to get to the ONE rack of hideous plus-size "clothes".

I don't wear plus sizes but I am ALWAYS wandering into the maternity section at Target and finding cute stuff before I realize where I am.

what I hate is that in store they have the maternity section right next to the plus size section - and they're not separated really except for the overhead sign. More than once I have accidentally wandered into the maternity side.

Wait...so...it's standard for a single sex partner to "take both" with him?

I am just too. tired.

So they are willing to abandon their entire charity (and the lives of poor, elderly people) because not signing a paper that allows an external administrator to cover contraception is more important? They're willing to let Actual People who are alive and in need suffer for the potential lives of future-fetuses that…

I saw pictures of boy scouts handing out pizza slices to same sex couples lined up for marriage licences in Utah. Boy Scouts might just be coming into the 21st century. Girl Guides have been here for a while.

Kim and Kanye are just trolling us, right?

This is a great gift for your friend who needs a laugh and a cry and to genuinely feel connected to another person in print form.

This is all totally fascinating. I want to know more!

It's better to just use a fruitcake.

Can I hit someone upside the head with an unwrapped gift?

A reminder from your friendly neighborhood lawyer:

If Kate Winslet's children and their fathers are all happy with the arrangement, then it's no one's business. If one of the fathers wanted to be more involved, his child felt the same way, and Kate Winslet was obstructing that somehow, I might be mildly concerned.

Well the trick is to get a healthcare law on the books and then add to it over time and defeat special interests one at a time. If you try to put everything in one law its almost impossible to get it passed, but its easy to make additions to a law once it is passed.

Oh, my imaginary nannies are wonderful. Tom Hiddleston cares for the children on Mondays and Wednesdays, Hillary Clinton takes Tuesdays and Thursdays, Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan co-nanny on Fridays, and Neil Patrick Harris comes in on the weekends.

9 min video with Wendy Williams? Ain't nobody got time for that

I'm going to be cranky and say that this is just political theater. Nobody will avoid the 2018 games, despite some pretty poor treatment of LGBTs in ROK. The same countries' leaders didn't really peep about the Beijing games, and the CCP is far worse toward minorities than the West likes to admit.

I know, right? People ask me all the time how I manage to cope with little imaginary Ned, Nora, Hank, and Alice while still having a career, and I remind them that imaginary nannies don't need to be paid in real people money.

Well, imaginary babies are not that hard to raise, so you wouldn't need two parents.