KnopeWaffles
KnopeWaffles
KnopeWaffles

To me, a medical professional evaluating the accuser and saying she thought it was sexual assault carries more weight than Winston's roommate saying it seemed consensual to him.

I've heard that quote about she thought she should save herself for marriage, but I was never sure if she was joking or what. I dunno, it just sounds like a weird quote to me.

Tina Fey lost it at 24! To her eventual husband! And I am...older than that and will not marry this guy, but I still love this, same way I love

She was talking about Adam Scott, but close enough. Hiddles should be on Parks and Rec as some British cousin or some such.

Had strange dreams last night, including one where I texted the guy I lost my virginity to that I had an abortion, and then nearly had to have a second one but luckily miscarried. It was so bleak, guys. I was walking around my tiny-ass Southern hometown, trying to find an illegal abortion. Woke up very glad the

I'm poor this year, so I'm only going to be buying presents for say, two or three people. But I'm going to make mix CDs for some others. I've already floated the idea past one friend, and he loved the idea, so we'll see how it goes. I think I just love making mix CDs. I mean, I make a CD of sexy songs that I was going

My eyes very badly wanted to read this as "Zach Braff is Wrong About Most Things." While I will always love the dude on Scrubs, I can't follow his Twitter because of stuff like that, where he's clearly trying so hard to be ... something. I'm not sure what.

I'm living in the Pacific Northwest now, but I'm from the South and this guy just seems like a southern Protestant preacher wearing a goofy hoodie.

She'll call your girlfriend

In fairness to the pollsters, they ended up polling the Duggars, and members of that family alone accounted for nearly half of all respondents.

Native Texan here. I now live in a blue state, and I am so damn sick of this shit, this culture of shame around women and their sexuality. I grew up in that culture, and it fucked me up big time. It wasn't the only reason I didn't have sex until I was well into my 20s, but it was a factor.

I once asked a guy (half-jokingly) if I was a "good" or bad" girl. This was in reference to a song that was playing. He didn't really know what to say, said something like "I don't think of you like that." I laughed and told him, "Good answer. It's kind of a stupid question, isn't it?"

We had just had sex, so I guess

I don't know if there's a way either. Thanks for asking! The man has not contacted me at all. He just vanished on me. I'm ... up and down. Doing better now that I'm busier. I'm in a grad school program and the people there are great. I thought maybe some guy was flirting with me, but I think he's just a flirt, and

Damn, Colbert. He makes me so happy, and then his tribute to his mom just about made me bawl.

I was so rooting for him, and not just because I lost my virginity during an episode of the Colbert Report.

Oh, man. Intimacy issues. Come sit by me. I actually had a therapist ask once if I could ever be comfortable as a lesbian. I had/have that many issues with men.

Thanks to condoms, I am not pregnant right now. Yay, condoms. I need to go to Planned Parenthood soonish, because I had sex for the first time a few weeks ago. You know how Tina Fey had sex for the first time at 24? Yeah, I'm older than that. Yay, right? Well, if I knew what the hell was going on with this seemingly

Well, I've only had intercourse twice-the second time we had to stop because it hurt, but the first time he kept offering to stop and I just wanted to power through. We've had other kinds of sex, and I honestly don't know what's going to happen now. He seemed like a sweet guy, albeit one with issues, and now I'm

I want to hug everybody in this thread. I just had sex for the first time this summer, and it still hurts when I have sex, so honestly, I feel like I'm in this weird limbo stage. I heard "Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman" in the grocery store this morning and got terribly annoyed.

Did I mention I'm almost 30, by the way?