A million angel high fives!

Insert historical/economic tale of how the British RF actually saves taxpayer money by letting others use its vast land holdings and... no one cares. It's way more fun to decry them as wasteful turds, I suppose.

Where is the darn octocus fleeing "Nope" gif when one absolutely needs it?

I'm impressed that it can be "worth" $80K and I wouldn't pay $10 for the lot. What crap.

I made a horrible/awesome decision to join the local bulldog rescue group list serve. Now I get all the pictures and pleads. My will to avoid the huge responsibility is fading with every sight of an adorable wrinkle.

LIES. If you take a pair from 2 years ago and get a pair now, the percentage of "forgiving" fabrics is lower and now they are GARBAGE. *and there is wailing and gnashing of teeth*

Excellent jeans for average height, huge tushie, "thunder thighs," and smaller waist aaaaaaand GO:

Reference to Washington State Cougars. Not that WSU kids schlep to the big city that often. Why, when they have lovely Pullman? ;)

You bite your tongue! Blue Spark 4eva!

Sugary grape mess + rum. What could possibly go wrong?

Spokanistan FTW.

I had to give up soda completely. I cannot be trusted to consume responsibly.

I've seen "cake batter" oreos in stores. What is the verdict on those? I want them but I fear that kind of commitment if they turn out to be gross.

Things that are false: that headline.

Women MUST have the babies and then pay for it in every was possible. Duh. Of course they kicked that evil whore out.

This GIF, now and forever.

It's not harassment unless the perpetrator FEELS like it's harassment. See: recent rape acquittal in Sweden.

There is a lawyer where I live (a woman) who runs adds asking men if they're tired of their ex "watching YOUR tv, in YOUR house that YOU paid for" etc. The misogyny is incredible. I hear she does big business as an MRA and absolute bitch.

Go to Sasquatch in WA instead!

Blue Ivy is such a lovely little girl. Her hair is wonderful! I would love to see more kids wear their hair naturally. I can't think of anything more irksome to a toddler than being grabbed into a lap for hair-fixing time. Let them be their free selves.