I just have a lot of feelings.

I am so happy that her talent is being recognized. With Ms. Ruffin's new job (and the SNL cast member and new writers' addition), I continue to hope for a more diverse representation of humanity in tv. What's next - more Hispanic/Latinos, people who are biracial, people with disabilities, Asians, Africans? I'd love…

It's so hard to write public statements while hiiiiiiiigh as fuck... apparently.

How would one avoid NBC coverage in the USA in favor of BBC?

Riesling tasting adventure in Germany was one of the best, most tipsy days of my life.

Wait - white girl with large bootie is IN?! *dances around house giddily* It's finally MY TIME.

WHERE? WHERE did this beauty originate? Link please!

Yes, I am stupid. Now that we have that out of the way: how does one in America watch this now? I've never seen an episode, but I'm feeling like I could go for a quality tv/internet-streaming binge.

Any reason to use an Emperor's New Groove gif is a-ok by me. Isma is the best!

But who is this? Why is she here? Is she famous for something other than being a terrible (pre)mother?

Does sparkling water have aspertame? I'm ignorant. Diet Coke is my blood. :/

Beyonce's "Countdown" until I die!

I continue to encourage the adoration of Kim K because I am hopeful that large booties will come en vogue. Pear Shape 4EVA!

1. Cut back on Starbucks.

May I recommend an alternative to George? Backyardigans. It's the best kids show I've seen. I found it about a decade ago, and Little Knope loves it. Brightly colored friends take on a different adventure, musical style, and dance style in each episode, so it never gets old. Huge: it's not annoying. It's off the…

If this article leads to more Doge posts in the year to come, I am 100% behind it.

I love the name Mary! I'm also Irish Catholic, so I suppose we're legally obligated to like that name. Honestly, if I had another girl, I would have named her Mary Kate...Beyonce Victoria (as in Beckham). Classy as FUCK. haha

Bra question: Why do the tops of the cups start curving outward? It's like the outer cup fabric shrinks and causes the cup to slightly warp at the top. Half of my bras now are unwearable because, under a shirt, the outline is so obvious. I gentle wash and air dry. HELP!

Everyone, it's okay. We have a COOL pope now, so I'm sure he's on it. He has a small, economical car. He kisses babies. Everything is fine.

You must teach in some far off utopia. I love my kids (high school) so much, but having the "school thing down" is not applicable here.