Eva's change size depending on how cool they need to be at that point in time because magic.

Im totally seeing Edward Elric, and Char Aznable and Rock Howard, M. Bison, Ranma Saotome, Vincent Valentine.... or are we not just naming characters that have hair and wear red?

During the big boom of comic movies, anyone would have laughed at he thought that a gun wielding raccoon and a talking tree would be in a movie Before Wonder Woman

So Cut Man and Centaur Man.. umm...okay

WRYYYYY

I'm assuming that was either him or Makos' fault.

And what kind of power source would these super coptors have to charge up and fire the plasma cannons? or would they be smaller plasma guns that kaiju just shrug off and keep rampaging with? how long before the kaiju realize that hey, those helicoptors shoot at us, make one to deal with them.

You mean the sword that Raiju took out at the very start of the last fight? The Kaiju adapt like the borg. Besides Mako didn't think of sword so he never knew about it.

about this one... =(

Current GotG is pretty terrible overall, Every character is written completely different. It's almost as if the current writer didn't read up on any of the characters prior to writing it.

Only in America

Never seen a Frank Frazetta image in your life?

Somewhere out there an Eva fanboy is screaming "EVANGELION CLONE!"

Attack on Titanville with friendscraft

Eva fans have never seen any other kaiju/mecha anime. So they assume it's the most original thing ever.

Kaiju blood is toxic, so spilling it all over is a last resort. blunt trauma = less environmental hazard.

What funky sound effects?

Steve. Please go.

More health? or more lives? It's 1 hit dead in Contra.

Rasengan, not giving any fucks