@Afino: You and Stuart Scott both.

@Scrappy McHustle: I guess it depends on how you read it. I don't typically look at the bylines on a lot of the stories, so maybe I just hadn't noticed. If it doesn't work for you, so be it. I just don't know if snarking on it is the most producive thing.

@Scrappy McHustle: So, who exactly put the gun to your head and forced you to come on Deadspin?

@J.R. Brown: Oh, I'm sure the league won't let that happen, but I was there on Friday for that little miracle shot, and figure it's gonna be hard to top that. Plus, the way they lost that one hurts just as much as the others.

Suddenly, the club level seats for game 5 aren't feeling that enticing. Super.

@MrRedDevil: Um, being Satan? Geez.

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Also known as business as usual here in Cleveland.

Kill me. Just fucking stab me. Fucking cock, dick, ass.

The NBA, where proving to LeBron that he won't be allowed to win a title in Cleveland so he leaves after 2010 happens.

Next time someone wants to make a crack about the ugly, overweight, mildly deformed in NE Ohio, I suggest you take a look at some of the deformed messes sitting in the Orlando crowd.

@toledostripper: Someone should really remind him that he's not fucking good

LeBron got bailed out, for sure.

@Weed Against Speed: +1, I see what you did there.

To be fair, what would you like us to use our school busses for in Ohio? It's not like anyone's, you know, going to school.

@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Well, people kept rining the bell!

@Juancho: Trust me, most of my words last night were inappropriate for anyone. I even came on here at like midnight and half drunkenly posted something about how awful I felt.

Just got home from watching the game at a bar, and am thoroughly depressed. I know, I know, it's only 1 game, but that hurt like a motherfucker.

Terrible news to hear. Thoughts and prayers, obviously.

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: True, but he toiled in Clipper misery for many years, and typical of that franchise's luck, he did blow out his knees, didn't he?

Mr. Griffin? There's a Mr. Olowokandi on line 1, and a Mr. Manning on line 2. They'd like to offer their condolonces.