Mike Tirico Being Groomed For Bigger, Blacker Things

@Knight_Of_The_Burning_River:

She was just giving me pointers the whole time Good to see Matt Sancehz and I have something in common. You know, besides the forest of leg hair.

Chris Hovan (tampa bay bucs) loves the ladies

I think the fact that he's Darius Miles screams "Hey, Officer, why don't you search the trunk?" regardless of the car.

What's the price of an abortion?

Shouldn't this be tagged "High school Civics Class project gone wrong" ?

Another sign that LeBron is superior to Carmelo? Not bothering to get engaged to a girl he has no intentions of every marrying.

Actually, I slept on that exact same pattern as a child.

A female reporter with two first names? I'd be curious to find out more about her other "on camera" experience.

@wonderlic—-myballs: Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, Mr. Damon's already there!

@Fatty_B: Make that a dome with no exits, and I'll start passing the hat.

@The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam: So, Chuck Norris is omnipresent? Go on....

See New York? This is why you can't have nice things.

I hear Kitchener is lovely this time of year.

Leadership. Preserverance. Triumph.

Strange, isn't it usually girls like that that drive dudes crazy in the first place?

Dexter Manley doesn't see any problem with this.

@J-No: +1 to someone who has a better chance of getting away with that than most of us.

Perhaps Selena Roberts should have put her own face on the cover of the book, that might have helped.