Did someone say Drunk Lightning?

No, it's just a really bad interpretation of the same Ancient Nord Armor that Aela wears, adjusted for fitting over a fur suit.

Good luck. I hope you can sort everything out. We'll miss you, but your personal happiness comes first!

It doesn't claim to be unbiased. It claims to be "fair and balanced", meaning it has an equal amount of the usual liberal media bias and more unusual conservative media bias. Except you liberal jackasses don't want to hear the other side's opinion ever. (Protip: don't trust any major cable news network for information…

Found Yaya Han!

I was actually hoping Toon Link wouldn't be in the game, but pushing Wind Waker HD is obviously higher priority than balancing characters per franchise.

Samantha Swords. She's from New Zealand. I'm surprised she's not in HMB yet, but her division doesn't use leg armor or helmets.

Full Metal Jousting had several slow matches, but some of the bouts (especially Josh Avery versus Josh Knowles) had the hoses going ridiculously fast. Then again, it was based on professional jousting, not this, which is better than the fake jousting at ren fest but not that brutal.

This makes me wish Full Metal Jousting had succeeded, so we could have a multinational jousting tournament alongside BotN. Although I'm curious as to why their horses aren't armored. Probably because this is the step below the pro bouts, seeing as they're also moving pretty slow.

But wearing armour and whacking a dude with a sword is easy. The fact there's a jousting scene, which takes an insane amount of preparation and skill (not to mention access to badass horses), is super impressive.

"Crouching like a model citizen" oh my god I'm dying.

I'm not a giant fan of having to play with a controller to get in on this, mainly because I don't have a controller. Oh well, looks like I'm stopping by Fry's on the way home.

I can't imagine playing Twilight Princess without them, and I kind of wish other games with swords (like Skyrim) had something similar. I'm probably one of the few people who actually prefers motion controls though.

dat ass

No, but that's incredible!

I mean, a feat that few have accomplished in an A-10. Thanks for the catch.

A Stargate opens and goa-uld pour out. Lumina shows up instead of Daniel Jackson (I was hoping for Jackson), and Snow makes an ice sculpture.

A Stargate opens and goa-uld pour out. Lumina shows up instead of Daniel Jackson (I was hoping for Jackson), and Snow makes an ice sculpture.

I think you just named all of my favorite planes.

Haha, those two filming are so excited about it! Soldiers are adorable sometimes.