I ran into that problem writing a haiku with the word brethren in it. I pronounce it with the beat, so bretheren, but it's technically a two syllable word.

Graphic has a hard G, ergo Gif as in Gift. He should've picked a different acronym.

Did...did I say I held her hand? I don't think I did. How about you stop making assumptions? That's the entire problem with this fucked up world is people making assumptions out of the blue. Apparently just talking and laughing with another girl is enough to be considered gay these days.

Vokun was.

I bought Path of Radiance's and Twilight Princess's for the artwork. Other than that, no.

And additionally, can we please stop giving women (and men) romantic partners just because? That's a tired subplot that just makes games overstuffed and unfun. Not all people need romantic partners, and certainly not when they're exploring the world in an attempt to find answers to explain a horrific event that left…

And you're the kind of person who makes it impossible for people like me to walk down the street with my best friend without being called gay or being asked if I'm gonna transition. Stop forcing your sexuality or perception of cuteness on other people, even if they are fictional.

I might be, though I highly doubt that (I am actually a meat popsicle) but that might actually be the point the game was trying to make about Lara. She also rescues the rest of her crew mates at one point, although they can take care of themselves afterwards and aren't needed for sacrificing as the queen's new body.…

THANK YOU. I just ripped Patricia on calling the Star Wars video parkour. This isn't, and the free-running in Assassin's Creed is actually parkour, not like this video.

I can't be, sadly. The athleticism is nice but the costume quality is really killing my lady boner.

And I'd do the same for my best friend. Are you telling me I'm actually a lesbian?

It detracts because their costumes are ridiculously shitty.

STOP CALLING IT PARKOUR IF THEY FLIP. For fuck's sake, that's freerunning. Parkour should never ever EVER have flipping in it. Parkour IS ONLY about moving from point a to point b as FAST and EFFICIENTLY as possible, neither of which are accomplished by FLIPPING. CHANGE THE FUCKING HEADLINE, PATRICIA.

Well it is called "Rise" of the Triad.

I know there needs to be more LGBT characters but I really hope Lara isn't one of them. The way she fought to save Sam really rang true to me and I connected with that plot because of my relationship with my best friend, and if it turns out they were gay the whole time that would break about 45% of why I liked the…

I really hope it's just you. It is possible to be willing to go to such insane lengths for a platonic friend, you know. (And I say this from personal experience.)

Oh man this is very exciting news. I can't wait to see how it turns out.

Are you kidding me? Go look up Volpin Props. Or Punished Props. Or actually, just go find any white person on the Replica Prop Forum. For a good black person, check out Fevereon. What about Li Kovacs, aka Pikminlink? There isn't a single Japanese Link as good as her Link. By the way, while I said that the current…

Stop making your family take you on camping trips then. Find some other way to hang out with them.

I would. I don't know if you read Japanese or not, but I don't, so I had to use this translation. There's a few obvious differences like the placenames, which were difficult to translate before the game came out, though she may have updated those. It expands the information on all 6 main characters and their family…