This appears to be an airsoft version of the FN SCAR-L, 3rd gen, with Magpul Desert Tan Forward AFG and black rail covers, a red dot sight, several unnecessary topside lasers, a nice side-mounted tactical flashlight, and a desert tan magazine puller. Pretty decent, but completely ruined by the BMX bike helmet.

Well, that's why he was a good wartime minister and not a good peacetime one. Once the cards have been set and the ideologies settled, there is no right and wrong in war. There is only what must be done to ensure your country comes out more whole than the opponent (and if you're feeling especially nice, you can lay…

Thanks for the Che comparison. I'm getting pretty sick of people idolizing that man.

Just tossing out that I agree with you, Lonk. A lot of the linearity made sense thanks to the plot of the game, and I wouldn't kept playing if I didn't identify with Lightning on a pretty personal level. The made some rough choices, but most of them worked out.

Women don't spontaneously grow a cup size while working out regularly (boobs are mostly fat) without getting a cosmetic boob job. That's the upsetting part. It makes it obvious how much they just don't care about reality, as if that wasn't obvious enough from having a sergeant wear a miniskirt.

Someone on tumblr calculated exactly how fast those breasts are jiggling.

Yet the man was a civil engineering major, so I think he was smart enough to know beating my ass over this would not be worth the headache that would follow him.

Actually, Doc got me thinking, do any of you authors ever wanna join us on a mulTAYplayer outing? I think that'd be cool. I mean, it's open to literally everybody.

Join the National Guard. Same basic thing as the main military but more about operating in the homeland.

In addition to what Bobsplosion said, it's used to make you feel bad for making fun of Jason Scheirer. That's why I'm grey right now.

Aha, now I know where you came from. WELCOME

Come join us on the real TAY too. We'd love to have you.

My personal belief is that while Beers is an idiot and shouldn't have said what he said on the podcasts, Fish is and always has been a bigger dumbass with the temper of a three year old and the ego of Stark circa the first Iron Man. Also Blowfish is the best portmanteau ever.

Swatting? Jesus, that's pretty awful.

To each their own. I preferred the color and level of detail on the original game. This is certainly a great project, and kudos to disbala, but it's not my cup of tea.

Holy shit it's like if Arby n' the Chief got trapped in a black hole or something. Jesus.

Which is exactly what I said in Jason's response to the comment you just responded to. I'm just pointing out a bit of irony and a lot of distastefulness.

Oh believe me, I'm aware of how much bad parenting and laziness on the part of the offender play into this. But I've seen a huge number of bathrooms where janitors just refuse to clean them, which is their job, last I checked. Both the people leaving the mess and the people who refuse to clean it are responsible for…

Oh hey, maybe you should read the comment section before replying to someone and getting your panties in a wad.

Haha, I'm aware of that. I'm making less of a point about Brown's work (which he plans on never finishing beyond the bombing mission) and more a point in general about the way Kotaku writes articles.