He’s not respecting your wishes. You made the right decision.

Am I the only person who feels weird when people flirt with them? I am so pathologically unused to being flirted with and then last week I got hit on twice and it made me feel weird then and I feel weird now. I am so uptight.

The Pickle Mound is my penis.

They didn't give women the vote, WE PAID THE IRON PRICE!

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That's actually the only way this fuckwit will ever find enlightenment.

Batman's wife: Take out the garbage please.

Matt Bors is a national treasure.

It looks like Loki is a bit of a *removes sunglasses* smooth criminal.

This. Exactly the same for me, all of it!

That list called the Clue movie terrible.

"it's actually a feminist movement within itself."

I don't look at YouTube comments because ... well, because I am an angry enough person as it is. Your comment made me go look.

I'm glad she said this. It makes plain something that has been implicit in the attacks of those who want to blame Trayvon Martin for his own death. If they aren't willing to commit to the "Trayvon was a 6'4", 250 lbs. drug-dealing gunrunner who lay in wait for Curious George and then leaped out of the bushes to…

Don't care, would still rock his world.

Speaking as a guy, a wet hole is not a wet hole. For example, while intoxicated I have never insert my gentleman's sausage into...

1. Open manholes are often wet (or at the very least moist).
2. A python's cloahca.
3. Sarlac pit
4. The tunneling end of an undersea drill bit
5. A sheep's business
6. A hole poked into mud
7.…