The ones making a joke of his songs are funny but the ones that are totally random are hysterical. Unable to screenshot but these:

TRACK pants!!!

I'll just say that if you've never seen a 2-3 year old spontaneously lift up or take off their shirt or dress apropos of nothing, then you have never seen a 2-3 year old.

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

Yes, I'm afraid to incur the wrath of a serious croissanteur but I make good use of my snack pockets. Morning flight snuggie usually has croissants in the vented pocket so they don't get soggy, afternoon flight snuggie has a beer and sandwich on the other side, evening flight snuggie snacks start to get weird due to…

Full disclosure: I don't actually wear overalls but I am not ashamed to admit that I regularly wear old, worn in flight suits that I have collected from pilots who are bigger/taller than me. They're so soft, like snuggies but with a hundred zippered pockets for your every need. Plus, they're FREE! And if someone…

I don't know how you got my family vacation footage, but alright.

"One of the newest reflections of this is what is known as "bear" culture: heavy, hirsute, unkempt guys who revel in their slovenliness."

I'm pretty sure this is the real JD:

God, I HOPE it's Kate Hudson. It would go a long way in helping me to rationalize my disdain for her. The only reasons I have so far are:

"It tasted a lot better than it looked, though."

"Ok, let's work on your execu-speak. I'm worried about blank".

I think this all also hinges on being conventionally attractive, for women at least. It's the elephant in the room — if you're going to look funky, you have to also look polished in some way.

Social worker PSA:

1976. I will be 38 this year. Gen Xers goes from 64-77 (though I know some "experts" that stretch it to 80-81). So, you're in the first stretch. Also, my mother is 58 years old.

Also, it produced this beautiful, life-affirming statement, from user buttchuck: