KnickersMaloney
KnickersMaloney
KnickersMaloney

You rock that 2-piece! It drives me nuts when people criticize (generally older, more paunch-prolific) men for wearing speedos and (any) women for going topless on beaches by saying that "no one wants to see that." Tough shit! Speedo-man and topless-lady are probably wearing those things because they enjoy the lack

I have this fight every year with my mom who insists that "certain" (e.g. old or overweight) women shouldn't let "everything" hang out. And I say, "WHY NOT?" It's their everything after all. If they are happy let it hang, let it swing, let it free. Be nude. Wear a swim burqa. Just be comfortable. What you put on your

'No make-up' videos always start with listing the 6 products 'you'll need'.

Cookies are a sometimes food. Here are some Holy Carrot Sticks.

Yet the eyes never stop piercing my soul. I swear he is just a vessel for some kind of ancient god and that god has been slowly working on its next vessel Tilda Swinton for a number of decades.

I'm a 30 year old woman but I'm starting to dad dance a little bit. Like, I make fists until I catch myself doing it. That never used to happen. Am I destined to become a dad? Are we all dad?

<i>What if this baby elephant was actually trying to gruesomely kill the dog? </i>

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She's cute, but this baby wins for feeling it.

You mentioned this in passing so I just want to pull it back out of the ether:

Women of color are vulnerable. Women of SIZE are also vulnerable (regardless of color, but especially if they are both of color AND size).

All the discussions sparked around this issue seem to focus entirely on the fact that women are

Downs people are also just people. Some are dicks.

This is why I never go any where or do anything.

Between 2006 and 2008 I was a Mormon missionary. My mission was in Utah (yeah). One night in December of 2006, I was serving in Springville, Utah with my companion. We got dinner at a local mexican place. While we were there we met a mother and her 16 year old daughter from Oaxaca (my companion and I were both

I pride myself on my car trip taking patience. I never rush, I take frequent breaks, and I try to generally enjoy the car trip as much as is possible. Sometimes this leads to overnight stays in random hotels in Connecticut.

This made me dance and clap in time. Takes a lot to get me to do both. I mostly do arhythmic flailing and clapping off beat. You know.

Sure thing, Kitchen Hat!

Definitely godsmacked. This lady just smacked us all in the face with her "god."

To be fair, they started off as a pretty heavily oppressed minority, like throw them to the lions heavily oppressed.