Yes, I'm afraid to incur the wrath of a serious croissanteur but I make good use of my snack pockets. Morning flight snuggie usually has croissants in the vented pocket so they don't get soggy, afternoon flight snuggie has a beer and sandwich on the other side, evening flight snuggie snacks start to get weird due to…

Full disclosure: I don't actually wear overalls but I am not ashamed to admit that I regularly wear old, worn in flight suits that I have collected from pilots who are bigger/taller than me. They're so soft, like snuggies but with a hundred zippered pockets for your every need. Plus, they're FREE! And if someone…

I don't know how you got my family vacation footage, but alright.

"One of the newest reflections of this is what is known as "bear" culture: heavy, hirsute, unkempt guys who revel in their slovenliness."

I'm pretty sure this is the real JD:

God, I HOPE it's Kate Hudson. It would go a long way in helping me to rationalize my disdain for her. The only reasons I have so far are:

"It tasted a lot better than it looked, though."

"Ok, let's work on your execu-speak. I'm worried about blank".

I think this all also hinges on being conventionally attractive, for women at least. It's the elephant in the room — if you're going to look funky, you have to also look polished in some way.

Social worker PSA:

1976. I will be 38 this year. Gen Xers goes from 64-77 (though I know some "experts" that stretch it to 80-81). So, you're in the first stretch. Also, my mother is 58 years old.

Also, it produced this beautiful, life-affirming statement, from user buttchuck:

i get what you're trying to say, but it kind of sounds like a super villian lol

"you're so sexy when you call me in tears over your injured pet. that's why i injured your pet"

My favorite is when the kid has a tendency to throw hissy-fits and get all crabby and then you see their parent do the exact same thing. Oooh, you don't see your own behavior as a problem, so clearly your kid's behavior isn't an issue, either.

I totally remember what I was like when I was 16 and I was an insufferable, grumpy brat with her head firmly rammed up her ass.

If men are oppressed by war perhaps men should stop starting wars.