Okay, this is goddamn stupid. Yes Balatro uses poker as a starting mechanism. There is no actual gambling.

Do you think that the writers actually have any control over Kotaku technical limitations? Or that a game journalist shouldn’t talk about technical issues with the game he’s reviewing? This rationale makes no sense to me.

I would say that this is much closer to STARSHIP TROOPERS than Earth Defense Force, which has a much more cheesy, “Showa-era Godzilla” aesthetic to it.

Basically it’s 75% Starship Troopers, 25% Terminator, and 25% Warhammer 40K.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

And the immediate reaction of lily white Kyle Adam was to lash out violently on behalf of latinos? Think this puts the “spic” thing to rest. What white guy you know is going to immediately throw punches in that situation?

Yep but gambling is heavily defined and regulated by the government because they can tax your winnings. They cannot tax you based on the value of your Overwatch skin collection and therefore dgaf.

I may be lacking some reading comprehension here. But aren’t loot boxes mostly available for real money?

A long-belated THANK YOU for your contributions to one of the best RPG series of all time.

A long-belated THANK YOU for your contributions to one of the best RPG series of all time.

I’m not an io9 writer. This isn’t io9.

When did Obama or Clinton call Kim Jong-un “Rocket Man”? When did Obama say that he grabs women by the vajayjay and just starts kissing them? When did Obama say he likes to look in on adolescent girls? When did Obama or Clinton claim “Stolen Valor” by taking a vet’s Purple Heart? When did Obama or Clinton ever say the…

I’m no fan of either Clinton or Obama, but this is fucking false. Obama laughed at Kim Jong-un for getting upset about a stupid movie, for crying out loud.

They never said anything remotely as over the top idiotic as Trump and you know it. Neither has ever called for an entire country to be destroyed because of the megalomania of their leader. Obama and Clinton understand diplomacy, unlike the orange clown who is so used to people doing whatever he said because he paid…

I hate this shit.

I didn’t know BIG APOCALYPSE was out here doing sponsored posts

Yeah. It’s everyone else’s fault that your joke sucks.

How is this fake news and/or a paid editorial? Genuinely curious...

Oh, you’re just adorable.

‘globalist fake news propaganda’

I always thought an interesting alternate history would be one where Reconstruction actually continued, and all the freed slaves got their 40 acres and a mule.