I think we are getting Orcs in Space from the Mordor/Azeroth System. The Romulans are the Blood Elves. The Gorn are the Trolls. And this all to promote Paramount’s new MMO, DOTA and MtG games ..

I guess the question is what happens when you coat the drone with something that reflects 90% of the light? This was the trouble with shooting down ICBM’s with lasers in the late 80's.

What happens if you just wrap the drone in highly reflective mylar?

When did Obama or Clinton call Kim Jong-un “Rocket Man”? When did Obama say that he grabs women by the vajayjay and just starts kissing them? When did Obama say he likes to look in on adolescent girls? When did Obama or Clinton claim “Stolen Valor” by taking a vet’s Purple Heart? When did Obama or Clinton ever say the…

I was going to give you a sophisticated answer like aged crespone, which is salame that taste like melted butter .. but the truth is that the crack cocaine of snack sandwiches is Smucker’s Uncrustables.

For some reason when I say “piss rocket” in my head, the “Hot Pocket” song pops up.

Technically this buggy could run on Dad’s Root Beer, but not so much with your so-called gasoline+air automobile.

Newton doesn’t care .. but it is technically “Water Under Pressure Powered” (WUPP) not water powered .. you could theoretical accomplish the same thing with Gatorade (which is mostly water).

Black Noise Bomb ..

I worked for a famous Las Vegas theater for a number of years and most productions have some lip syncing. The production I worked on had twenty dancers and five singer plus a live band. A prerecorded production, including separate tracks for each individual singer ran along with the live show in sync. The singers and…

“I was drawn to desperate fools and imprisoned princesses . I drank and borrowed credits from large undulating worms. I didn’t have a light side or a dark side but settled into the gray of nothingness. I knew not who to love but only knew those who loved me” - Hans

I have a 2014 Subaru Forester and except for one fatal flaw - the outer plastic lip on the rear hatch dips below six feet and I end up clipping my large melon-like head on it at least once a week .. other than that - I love my my Forester and it has amazingly got me and my girlfriend out of some pretty nasty jams ..

Yes ..

David Bowie explains “Black Noise Bomb” ..

I’ve never understood the “radiation problem”. I mean I know it exists, but I have no idea how it works ..

Look .. I know we (as humans) are really stressed out right now, but perhaps we (as humans) can just chill out. It’s an interesting (FREE - Totally FREE) article about the possibility of habitable planets. So, relax - drink a nice cool seltzer and worry about the BIG stuff.

Possible Reasons: 1) The lithium has finally kicked in. 2) He went to Jared. 3) Trump finally realized the US government is not The Apprentice. 4) John Kelly gave the job to a Marine Corp staffer. (will be confirmed if all Tweets end with Semper Fidelis). 5) Since The Mooch was fired, Trump’s supply of Florida Snow…