They tried to cure meningitis with a shitty curry?

Uh. Diabetics can die if they don’t have snacks dude. But good try.

People who require comfort animals should be deemed wards of the state and not to be removed from their homes except for by ambulance.

Nah. I’m shorter than average and consider lounging comfortably on an airplane one of my few advantages. Tall people on airplanes can suck it. You get all the societal advantages of being tall, yet I’m the jerk when your legs don’t fit comfortable behind the seat?

I always recline my seat back and I enjoy drinking the tears of people who complain.

My knees hit too. You know what I do? I spend a little more money to be comfortable because that is my only option.

Protip - book the seat with the extra leg space, or cry when you get kicked off the flight for being an asshole and kicking a seat. :)

I think length of flight enters the equation here- if I’m on a longer flight or one where sleeping is an option, I recline 100% of the time. Shorter flight I’m probably just reading, and keep the seat back upright. Do agree reclining is a right, very bizarre to see people disagree. I do usually give a courtesy glance…

You should probably pony up for either the first class, the first row or the emergency aisle. It’s not our the airline industry hates moderate size/tall/fat people.

And yet it took the parents awhile to unboard the plane? I highly doubt it, for if my kid was having a deadly reaction and there was no help to be found on the plane while it was still on the ground, I’d kick a goddamned hole in the fuselage if I had to.

Are they certified? How? There is no “certification” for these animals. They are the peoples’ pet, and they are lying about it being a “service animal.”

Agree, I am 5'10 but I have never felt like the person in front of me reclining their seat was unexpected...its designed to recline you recline yours I recline mine, and even if you dont I still will as it supposed to recline....tough

Genuine service animals like guide dogs, sure, but the system has been totally gamed by “emotional support” animal liars.

Totally disagree. Seats are designed to be reclinable. This means if I recline mine the person behind than recline theirs and have just as much space. I fly long haul (US-Asia) frequently and those few extra degrees make it that much easier to sleep. I don’t understand why it’s suddenly a thing to be upset about a…

large dogs travel in cargo. small dogs travel as carry on bags and must go under the seat in front of you. and you pay $125 convenience fee for that. i fly with my dog 3-4 times a year. people with the bullshit service dog vests don’t pay and aren’t required to stuff their dog in a bag for the flight. these people…

OH SHIT I’M ALLERGIC

Honestly as a person with two siblings, I find stories of super close siblings mystifying. I love my brothers and have what I consider to be good relationships with both of them, but we don’t see each other or even talk/text more than 1-2x a month.

My answer - pay more attention in English class.

Absolutely! This was pretty much the only part of it that actually sounded good to me as a person who owns a vagina and clit. The rest of the stated techniques ranged from “doesn’t sound good to me” to “I already know I hate that with the white hot intensity of a thousand burning suns.” But dear lord yes don’t change…

"thieves lose a hand. I can promise you this... they will only steal twice if that is the case."