Riiiiiiight, falling back on the ole “LOL! I was being facetious and ironic!” line. Of course! Gawker does stuff like that all the time. “OH! We’re journalists, until we’re posting shit everyone hates, then we’re a gossip blog. It’s just a blog guys. Journalistic integrity doesn’t apply to us.” Play on playa.

Solid response. Wow. What depth! Clear and concise! You really rebutted him! No wonder it’s hard to take any of you seriously. “NAH!” WOW! Gawker material there!

Talks about an open mind, ends comment with a stereotype. This is why I come to read the comments on this site. A bunch of sanctimonious cunts who want to win some kind of morality competition that no one else knows is going on.

Father tries to get new kid by setting fire to the old one.

Ok, so 71 police officers have been killed. There were 1,220,000 police officers in 2008 per Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_c…).

Yeah, before quickly adding “I’m not an expert.” Compared pot to heroin as a 30 mph car crash vs. a 60 mph car crash. Basically, he’s just as big a chode as the dumb twat that preceded him.

A lot of people? Quantify that please.

Proving once again that some people have WAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much time on their hands.

“The Jaguars should probably avoid all “Bla-“ quarterbacks from now on.”

Waiiiit.....you compared what to 9/11?!?!

“I bet these two League of Legends players thought they were being so clever, teaming up at the very beginning of the match to jump into top lane and surprise their opponent who was all alone up there.”

Saying a woman is built like a man isn’t racist. I don’t....think.....you know what that means.

People without brain cells are too worried about other people’s sex lives to comprehend that they’re being told not to breed because they would raise shitty kids. The kind where they’re babied until their late 20s and held accountable for jack shit. You are THAT parent. Nice going. So yes, do not breed. Also, don’t…

DO. NOT. BREED. Please. Do us a favor this once!

Oh god. You’re one of THOSE people. Please: DO. NOT. BREED.

Take it to Texas.

+1Heisenberg

You must be new to Deadspin. Let me explain. This is where the failed comics convene. They make terrible jokes and give each other +1s (the equivalent of a circle jerk).

Makes sense if you don’t think about it.

“Underrated Judgment?” I thought the game was awful. Crap hit detection. Awful lag. Single player was fine, but MP was meh. Maybe they fixed these issues, but they were so prevalent the first month or so that I stopped playing after that.