I'll be backlit.

Runway models always used to look aloof and powerful when I was growing up. When did the models start to look so fucking miserable? I miss Linda Evangelista and her queen-of-everything attitude...

Especially when paired with "man who gropes."

Any story that has "Gets Kicked In the Dick" in the headline is A-ok in my book.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

we approve.

HA HA HA HA HA! *cough* *breathes in* I'm sorry I'm sorry..... HAAAAA HA HA HA HA

If he doesn't break this move out during at LEAST one routine, I'm gonna flip a table.

i have makeup on in my license pic. a lot. i am not wearing any now. it's the same thing.

"Shiloh wore shorts and a top hat."

Well, my *husband* will live longer if I drink wine at dinner.

Why can't this spread across the internet like wildfire? Good job, Mormon fella.

Here's an idea airlines: remove a row of seats, make some more room, tack on $50 to each ticket, and advertise yourself as the only US airline with comfortable seating. PROFIT.

There's no winning. The seat in front of you is so close that you're practically banging your knees. But the seat backs are designed so badly that if I don't incline them backwards at least a couple inches, my back will cramp for days. Did anyone who made them even look at a human spine? Everything about airline…

That little dog just trust-leaped his way into my heart. The owner just trust-caught his way into my pants.

When I saw "Riff Raff", my brain first went to: