Not that I am down with the paternalistic stuff Sheeran said, but come on: Ed Sheeran's an asshole while creepy Terry Richardson (who directed you in Wrecking Ball) ISN'T? Whatever, Miley. Pfft.

I love this thread. People claim that Jezzies are a bunch of man-hating feminazis. We're actually a bunch of literature-loving nerdgirls.

I'd go for Beatrice and Benedick myself. But the Macbeths are nice and stabby. B-)

This can only be John Boehner: most likely transphobic and definitely jealous of a show called "Orange is the New Black".

Ahhhhhh! I have been waiting my whole damn life for this! This is so exciting! Holy shit.

just...not Arya, ok? Please?

I'll have one Birkin and one Vin Diesel to go, please.

I'm of the mindset that PMS removes the bullshit-tolerance all women have, and puts us on dude-level for a few days. Guys rarely put up with shit, and they don't have to justify it with a hormonal imbalance. I like my PMS for that reason - I don't have to pretend to give a shit when I'm just not feeling it. It's…

Said it on Facebook this morning, saw it a lot in the Gawker comments - time to away with internet anonymity. No censorship, just post whatever you want to post with your first and last name next to it, linked to your Facebook account or email address. If you think it's okay to taunt a grieving 25-year-old with…

I'm cancelling this week everyone. This week is now over. Everyone please go home and set your alarms for Monday morning.

Eh, I mean, if his support gets his fans interested in her story and he partners with her charity, then it's probably a not bad business move for both of them. He gets a little PR, Malala gets access to tons of teenage girls to share her story with. It's out of left field but possibly genius.

I wish his teeny bopper fans were more excited about young people like Malala instead of 20 going on 12 year old douchefucks like Justin Bieber.

This— people— is what America is all about.

Fuck this. Fuck this whole thing. Fuck all these people.

I don't even care. My personal privacy is nothing compared to protecting a child. Most of my emails are related to career, family and a few kind of personal health related things. But I know I've got nothing criminal to hide, so it really doesn't bother me.

Honestly, the older I get, the less tolerance I have for that kind of shit. She's not a good friend, she's not someone you need to be around. Cut her out, and make it clear to your mutual friends why you're doing it. If they're smart they'll cut her out too.

i got engaged on wednesday! i have no idea where to start. i really just want a justice of the peace wedding, small party afterwards with family & friends, and save money to go on a kick ass honeymoon. anyone else have a small, on the cheap type wedding?