This puts me in the uncomfortable position of having to agree with Jenny McCarthy, and I don't like it.

Foodies and food industry friends are the best that way.

I always ask the server as well. They seem happy to help and know what's up. Besides, didn't we just learn here that cell phones are killing the restaurant industry? ;P Still, the app may just help an ignorant wino such as myself, so thanks, Pinkham!

I don't know if we can be friends any more...

Why is it that I've pretty much never...ever heard of an open carry fanatic doing anything that wasn't either a) "Can't find his ass with both hands" level useless, or b) Super-dooper-extra-mega-douchey?

The Coen brothers movie Raising Arizona. I recommend it.

Are these the two men?

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

It's interesting that this list includes "You consider yourself a happy person." Doesn't that just say it all?

I am fucking AMAZED by the guys that do this. I can't even wrap my head around it, it's like we're a fundamentally different species. My dick and I get along great and we have pretty high opinions of one another (well, I assume the well regard is reciprocated) but it has never once in my entire life occurred to me to…

Sadly... this seems to be the state of affairs in the dating world now. Almost every guy I have dated, text, online conversed with goes there... sometimes immediately. My booty calls have sent dick pics, I've already said come over - I sure as hell hope your dick will be hard, but I don't need a picture of it before…

I feel like the rule needs to be: don't send dick picks when they're unsolicited, period. If you wanted a dick pick two hours into the date and he wanted to oblige, I don't see a problem (and sexting is hardly the death of Modern Woo...). It's the fact that it wasn't requested that made it inappropriate, not…

The person who created this should be nominated for a Nobel prize.

ALL OF THIS.

After reading the horrible comments questioning the existence of certified service dogs, I was appalled at people's indifference to those with disabilities. Then I thought about if for a moment and became less surprised - if this girl had a physical disability, there would be only positive comments for her. But she…

"They're better people than us," says Brian Kilmeade. So are things growing on the underside of bridges.