I read "Buckingham goddamned Palace" as "Beckingham" and now think that's what they Beckhams should call their home.

She deserves the nomination, and the win.

that's cute and all, but it's no bunny nanny.

Yes, that was an odd picture choice. Try this one on for size.

WHen I found out Sofia was dating my "lover" Jo, I was like, I aint even mad...they're too hot for me to even be upset!! Get it girl

Man... I love goats.

sweet jesus!

If you think driving a PVC pipe into a kid's chest is something your parents would do, and normal, I urge you to discuss this with someone.

I screencap it for my blog then go weep into my ice cream as I Google Cat Lady Starter Kits because that's obviously the direction my life is going if these are my only choices.

Straight white guy here. No - we pretty much suck. Especially if you take us in aggregate over the last 500 years. Most problems are caused by us, or at least made worse by us.

On behalf of my corner of the species, I'm sorry.

I've always had a crush on Gary Oldman, but he may have just killed my ladyboner. RIP PRECIOUS LADYWOOD. I HARDLY KNEW THEE.

I just want to thank the inventor of the brassiere right now. That might have been my fate.

George Clooney was at your family reunion, Kentucky cousin. Stop complaining and start angling for that Lake Cuomo house-sitting job.

Between this, the man charged with murder for forgetting his toddler, and my general PMS-y pessimism, the cat and I are going into hiding under a blanket. Let me know when there's good news. Code word 'hodor.'

Bigotry is a powerful give-a-fuck motivator.

I'm giving this article one star because the author used too many parenthesis and there weren't any jokes about Canada. Could also use more f-bombs.

YOU SAW IT COMING, TROUT.