Preach it!!

I want to delete my entire post and replace it with this.

Found on Twitter... (the mis-use of "betrothed" is really bothering me but the rest is spot-on)

Iranian woman, Swedish woman, American woman, Indian woman, Canadian woman, Chinese woman, ANY woman are not symbols of anything... They are human beings. Full stop. Thanks.

This is SO sad, one of the many reasons I will never go back to the country of my parents.

I have this kernel of hope that when this wedding is over I won't have to hear about these two nearly so much (or in a perfect world...EVER) but I fear that once the publicity from their union has subsided they will do something else that compels every newspaper, magazine, and blog to cover it. Le sigh.

Ugh... Toni Braxton may have said the dumbest and most horrible thing I've heard all day, but it's early. I have a kid in my family with autism too, and yes, his mom believes that vaccines probably caused it and it's hard to argue with someone who really wants there to be something to blame.

dear god why

I can't believe how good she looks...

Killer Whales are the fascists of the sea, though.

The thing is, Betty Page never looked bored in her S&M pictures, she made it look fun. I have been seeing faux-lesbian Bette Page inspired pretend bondage fashion shots for 30 odd years. That's about as long as Madonna has been boring me. If I get any more shocked, I will fall into a coma.

Dean's ex-wife and Tori's ex-husband are laughing their asses off having dodged this bullet.

Incidentally, you will find fennel seeds in the little bowl at the door of any Indian restaurant. Sometimes mixed with sugar. Yummy.

god, remember them being in t-shirts?!? After a few washings, they'd roll up and wad into themselves, and there would be these weird lumpy things you could do nothing with (except cut them out)

Wow, this cat is like the Nicolas Cage of cats in terms of expressive reactions.

I'm so sorry, Italy. First we gave you Jersey Shore and now this. If you can't ever forgive us, I completely understand. We've really failed you.

Everything about the dress and her...just perfect. Also, how is it possible that she doesn't age AT ALL?!?

When bad dresses happen to beautiful women.

The universe contains infinite mysteries, and among them is why Kendall Jenner was in attendance. We may never know.