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And I feel like a lot of commenters, including yourself, are imagining some vicious 20 minute attack where the cat tried to rip out the baby's throat. The baby pulled the cat's tail, the cat scratched which resulted in two minor pinpricks on the forehead (check out the video, you can barely see the damn things), in

He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come

However, my point is for the cat to have a reaction of that magnitude, there is likely a history of this type of violent behaviour on the part of the owner. Meaning, it's unlikely, that this was a one time thing that can easily be justified as the protection of the baby. Visit a cat shelter and you'll quickly see a

It's just a suggestion, but you could maybe just try not kicking your fucking cat in the future when it doesn't act and make decisions like a tiny, furry adult human being.

Y'all, if LaComtesse is arching an eyebrow, shit just got real. She has the eyebrows to rule them all!

So, not remotely the same thing, but I got the death flu in December and it lasted for a ridiculously long time. I was too sick to leave the house (except for slow, short walks when my housemate wasn't there to take the pup out) for weeks, and too sick to leave the bed for a long stretch, with several recurrences. And

What's the gigahonkie to dicktillion conversion?

I think Taylor and Karlie have established a new upper limit for whiteness... their whole adventure has gotta be at least 8.8 gigahonkies.

Dude, That's not how Roman Numerals work. 1975 = MCMLXXV

Okay, for real, what is this supposed to be? I am absolutely stumped.

I can't come up with anything remotely clever to say because I am too horrified by how terrible these are.

I know who his tattoo artist is! I recognized the work of the "angel"

If it makes you feel better, in the books he is not a rapist.

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Um, I'm pretty sure that the wedding night scene in the books is just about the hottest thing I have ever read. Methinks your boyfriend is just jealous.

Two people I would never ever want to piss off: