Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it just makes it more difficult to hide who you are.

Not only that - and this is just personal bias - but when you are standing up, in your sky-high heels, partying with Pharell, giving fever yourself - you are all in the moment. Then you sit down - because those heels, remember, are sky-high and probs skinny, because "couture" - and you are like "Oh, mah feetz."

What would make it better? Have Stephen Colbert host.

I don't know, I tend to sort of be of the Louis CK school of thought when it comes to Airline food. If you're in the air for 5-7 hours you should be ok with not being served food and if more than 5-7 hours, I mean, it's a goddamn modern miracle, not a restaurant.

International flights are the way to go for in-flight food, in my limited experience. I flew Brussels Airlines to Germany last summer, and was shocked to see how good the economy offerings were (it was the cheapest flight we could find too). Fancy in-flight entertainment, plenty of leg room, and a meal that wouldn't…

Didn't have that much cinematography?

Except that he's British...

Steve McQueen jumping in the air like a little kid made my heart grow three sizes. How can you be steely, bullshit-averse and adorable? That's what I want to know.

I don't get Gravity winning Cinematography, since they didn't even have much to begin with (same with Life of Pie last year), but I can't complain otherwise. I was annoyed that Act of Killing and The Hunt didn't win, though.

American Hustle won nothing. I can sleep easy :)

They totally shortened it. They cut off a whole stanza! First Travolta botches her name and then they rush her through a three minute song. I'd be pissed too.

Bwahahaha, okay I literally laughed out loud at that owl. Great find.

DID HE NOT HAVE TO REHEARSE THIS!?

"Adele Dazim." Nailed it, Travolta.

It wasn't too late on the West Coast!

Every single thing that went wrong tonight was because of Travolta's absurd and hideous toupee.

Maybe. I also think John Travolta demanded to look like Rob Lowe.

I liked this bit because it showed that even beautiful, charming, and famous people still look awkward as hell handing out plates and napkins.

and here she is