Can everyone please just put their tongues back in their mouths? PLEASE?

Scroll down to where he terrifyingly says, "All the white people: get out of here." http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2011…

"I expect a certain level of professionalism and respect, especially when I go out of my way to do that reporter a favor."

Annie is a legend. Much like Helen Mirren, I think she can get away with wearing most things and still being awesome.

To be fair... the handshake instructions are just mandatory for life. Nothing turns me off more than a piss poor handshake. Except for maybe gross feet.

Macklemore is the Male Lena. The Malena.

Maybe you could offer $10,000 for the Grammys ballots, so we can see who voted for Macklemore?

You're my hero!

Album of the year, Oh YEAH!

I'm just gonna say it. It terrifies me how much of a turn on I find them.

Speaking of that amazing voice... Famous Men Reading Famous Poetry

I did consider petitioning Nathan Fillion to narrate the Richard Castle audiobooks, though. That would have been awesome.

She just looks sad now. She would look so much better if she just let herself age naturally. She's starting to look like a freak show. She has to come to terms with the fact that she is aging.

Lorde!

Her Madgesty's outfit is channeling the preacher from Poltergeist

There just aren't enough hours in the day for all the amazing books out there are there?