Do you like humor writing/laughing in general? I strongly recommend Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson (The Bloggess). Funniest book I've read in a long time. I want this woman to be my BFF.

MARK! MARK! DO YOU REALLY HAVE A BUNNY? MARK! I NEED PICS.

I would climb him like a tree.

Feelin' you on the awkward and uncomfortably big crush on The Rock. At the very least, you know you're in for a real show of caloric prowess. Unf.

Yeah, I mean. She has such a hard life. Beach mansion in Malibu, fancy apartment in Manhattan, constantly vacationing in Cabo, dating a whole bunch of guys... I'm so sad for her. Poor, unlucky in love Jen.

Ah, Bieber's dad. The douche doesn't fall far from the tree with this one, I see.

Justin Bieber was seen 'crying his eyes out' following his arrest yesterday for drunk driving, resisting arrest and driving without a licence while allegedly drag racing in Miami.

Let's assume this fetus were viable. And then it would be born with a ton of special needs and health problems and likely need care 24/7.

I feel so sorry for this family. And the idiots who passes this law should be ashamed of themselves. Are any of the forced-birth people here to explain why this is a good idea?

The strangest thing to me about people who believe in God, is that they seem to also think God is a huge dick.

Hahaha! You said "sane Republicans"!!!

My thoughts exactly!!

Black woman + white man = all the power to them, honey. Any and all color combos are fabulous by me!

Has anyone sat her down and talked to her about getting an IUD? This girl sounds super fertile. She clearly isn't in a place in her life where she wants/can emotionally handle having another child. The IUD would just buy her some time to either get her stuff together for the next 5-10 years or get sterilized if she…

He is a delinquent.

I went on a date with a guy. It was ok, and I probably would have gone on another and gotten to know him, except he started texting me at 7am the next day (a Saturday) to tell me about his touch football game.

I feel you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *gasps for air* ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now i understand why Kristen Stewart will be the face of his new campaign. Dresses+trainer are her thing.

Weirdly enough, I can't look at him in profile and not see Buster Poindexter.