Cavemen didn't eat chocolate, so...no.

My philosophy is: Don't ask anyone about their body parts unless they bring it up. Just...don't.

I was just going to post the same. That dress is to die for. Want!

That man is pure sunshine.

Welcome Mark! You're a vast improvement from Doug, just with one post.

You are amongst friends.

Even the model is all "WTF?"

As far as I can tell, Starbucks carries yogurt with granola, a cheese/crackers combo, salad, coffee drinks and muffins. So basically, in the 1- year hiatus from cooking I've been on after selling my restaurant, I've also been eating Starbuck's food, just at home, for about a year now.

A selfie is ok-if it's ONE, to show recent look, with no flexing (guys) or duck lips (girls).

I want to star this a thousand times.

It IS both intriguing and terrifying. I've been doing it off and on. Had two short relationships, lots of bizarre stories and one catfish. It's great because it widens the pool, terrible because men are weird. Just today this happened: guy emailed me yesterday that he was interested. I wasn't, so I ignored him.…

Adds a zero across the board. *squints*. Yeah, that looks about right.

My guess is that the cake rounds on each layer are on both ends (top and bottom). Decoration kept to a minimum, just the silvery drapey part, which is loose and looks like tinsel, so weighed nothing.

Those aren't trash bags! They are clearly the new Givenchy bags for men! Riccardo made them especially for Kayne for Christmas.

1. Wrecking Ball-my dogs bury their heads when this comes on the radio, that's how bad it is.

" Your right to swing your rosary at me ends where my uterus begins."

Yanis Marshall, and his vids on YouTube are the best.

"you guise"/"guy'es" (The plural possessive of "you guys"). I understand that I must accept "you guys" as the third person plural, even though I hate HATE HATE it. But I will not tolerate the plural possessive.

Yeah, that "75 albums" list needs to be adjusted to include Janis's "Pearl" and Billie Holiday's "Strange Fruit" at the very least.

Thank you for acknowledging the greatness that is Raising Arizona. I feel less alone now.