I think the state takes the kids for just that reason-they must be unbalanced and incapable of making good decisions just on the fact that they decided to have a child with him.

this.

"Shedded"?

Love Garfunkel and Oates! Thx!

Seriously. He broke her nose. Dude needs at the very least a mug shot that will pop up every time someone googles him. At least that way, any other woman who might become his next victim will have warning.

Atheist here. I always respond to "Merry Christmas" with.."Merry Christmas". I also say Merry Christmas to anyone who I think might appreciate it.

You deserve a medal of valor, Burt.

Re: Biebs retiring- we should be so lucky.

you get all the stars.

Former chef and caterer here! It's common to not want to do that stuff on your (very infrequent) downtime. The last thing I wanted to do off work was cook.

Glad the fur babies are ok. and welcome!

Always on the leash!

I must have #4! That was AWESOME!

In Jack's defense, J-Law IS awesome.

I gotta re-watch "Arthur" again, it's been years!

this gif is magical

Do it! I lived in Europe throughout the aughts, in a total of 7 countries. Awesome.

There are TONS of good whites besides the lame-ass Chard/Pinot crap, ya know. Try a n Albarino from Spain, a Sauvignon Blanc from New Zealand or one of the DOZENS of good Italian whites (fiano, greco, orvieto).

Three of my favorite people in one video. Bonus for Alan Cumming's onesie.

A few years ago, I started dating a seemingly perfect guy, then I saw on facebook that he named "Love, Actually" as his favorite movie. I dumped his ass.