Back off, Khloe. Steve Martin is MY [secret] boyfriend!

What HAS happened to Christian Slater?

But it was a PANETTONE! There is no Christmas without delicious, delicious panettone.

Totally worth it.

I would MUCH rather watch that than the what they got now.

I'm an atheist and I think Pope Francis rocks. Not perfect (re:women) but light years ahead of Ratzinger and even J.P.II.

On the Glee Project, Alex also performed in women's clothing, much like the Glee character.

When I got married, we went down to city hall and got the license. Then, as we visited/saw friends or family, we told them at that time.

Hate the dress, hate the hair, hate the makeup.

Maybe it's where you live? I'm in South Florida, and I got so much green stuff. Shirt, dresses, everything.

I grew up writing curvise and thank god for computer, cuz I can barely read my own handwriting. Seriously. I have to put the grocery list on my iphone or I will be standing in the middle of the aisle trying to decipher 'pasta' from 'pudding'

You know what's missing, though? A Jason-Momoa-as-Khal-Drago life-size doll.

Dragon eggs! They have dragon eggs! Now, if they came with baby dragons inside, I'd buy the the crap out of that.

True, but it's more fun to say "assless chaps".

I love me some Zappos. I've ordered 20 pair of shoes, had them arrive THE NEXT DAY, then took my time deciding what i liked, trying them with different outfits, and sent 19 pair back (they'll come and pick them up at your house). It's the closest I'll ever get to a personal shopper.

I'm not going anywhere NEAR a store for quite some time. I even need to return something at Macy's, and I'll wait, cuz it's crazy out there.

green smoothie!

If I were married to that dickwad Saatchi, I'd be doing drugs too

Wait, are we related? Because about 95% of my family is the same.

Hilarious