Banned from Lidl AND the leisure centre? Way harsh, deer.

Preferably with elephants as back-up twirlers!

I didn't love the Depp version but I vastly prefered it to the 70s, they're-not-geese,-they're-SQUIRRELS-goddamit monstrosity.

tremendously is such a good word. It makes me think of Roald Dahl every time I hear it. And that very British, boarding school world he talks about in Boy and Going Solo.

Have you twirled a ribbon lately? It's pretty fun.

Genuinely started clapping my hands like a child about halfway through that. This was the baby elephant clip I didn't know I needed!

I think I need this shirt

Oh I get this a lot. I am not good at waking up elegantly. If I'm lucky it happens like last week, when the plumber arrived super early, and i sat bolt upright in bed, an earring stuck to my face, yelling ''shiiit! Fuuuuuuuuck! Shiiiiiiit!''

maybe that one bitty grape on the bunch that never reached full size?

oh I so see it! Great catch

Exactly! It sounds like a car horn in my head

and beeeeewbs! Double gasp!

we went there about 5 years ago and I don't remember rats, but I do remember gangs of ravenous, terrifying pigeons. Well, them and the fact that when I looked up from lunch it was to see a statue nearby from a hilarious angle. 5 years on, nearly 30 and the statue boob honk still makes me giggle

im kinda pro hashtag. A wonderful friend from back home got married a few years ago and I would have loved to have been there. But the UK to NZ airfare isn't cheap, not to mention its a looong way to go for one night! She had a few of us in the same boat - all desperate to see her happy married face but too poor to…

so I think I need more sleep too - I read the description first and some how managed to think that the whole video was about sleepy ducks. Queue some very confused time as I tried to work out how that first bit could possibly be a duck....seriously took me far too long to see the turtle!

Probably wasn't the end of the world given that they managed to get over the whole being (distantly) related thing. Nothing brings a couple together like both being descendants of Charles II! http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Lesl…

My parents were going to let me name my baby sister. Nearly three year old me thought for ages about the name and came up with the prettiest word combination I could think of. It was beautiful. I wanted to name my sister Parsley Wardrobe.

I went to preschool with a boy called Mungo. All I remember is that he smelled like cheese and feet and would hit the other kids with a sandpit spade when they came too close. Fuckin Mungo.

My sister's high school best friend was called Brucena (pronounced Bruce-ena). Everyone called her Bruce. Poor girl!

also, just to reiterate - it wasn't that she didn't want her fella watching the game, this was more about being a bonding exercise between girls. I deninitely still hate the Henekin advert - even your point proves that, in fact, your gender doesn't really matter when it comes to liking sport! The tricky thing is how…