I'd like to know what it is you do with an ass that you can't do with breasts?

I think it's the way that things take so long to kill, and everything is brown. There's nothing visually stimulating at all in Gears except for maybe the very end of the third game. Even then I find it boring.

It makes me smile seeing people so unfamiliar with games finding out how far they've come since they were young. Especially when it's Harrison Ford.

Calculate the "distance" from the spoken word to the expected words. If it's close enough to one of them then assume that's what was said.

The advertising always made me assume it was some piece of crap that was just going to install malware on my computer.

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Ow that hurts to look at

Yeah I didn't notice any mention of EA when playing Portal 2 on the 360

He was talking about the gradient fill on the text smartass!

I find it ridiculous that you jump to those conclusions. All I'm saying is that I'm going to trust someone like Jeremy Clarkson over the Mirror.

I cannot find a single reliable source for that actually happening. It looks more like one sensationalist tabloid made it up and the rest have used the story.

If this ever happened, I'd just end up having my PC linked to my living room TV so I can play "console" games with my PC. There's absolutely no way that I'd play on an Apple platform if it's anything like it is today.

I hope they didn't use up their whole budget in that clip. That looks pretty damn professional

Do GPS signals go in all directions, or are they directed only towards earth? Because that would make it harder to receive in space.

Ha ha why oh why

The Game

Unpaid overtime is pretty damn likely at this stage of making a game

Gears of War achievements have always been terrible, I looked through for Seriously 3.0 and didn't see it. I thought it wasn't in the game. Oh, is it that secret achievement?

Yes.

God people get off your high horses.