We had an office poll going for the color of the year and my boss guessed Marsala. Not the idea of the color, but the name. WTF. I can't believe he won.
Yes! Maybe it's my west coast hippy dippy shining through, but wouldn't it be nice if we could change the narrative of marriage to it being about a long term partnership, rather than a lifetime commitment, to which the only way out is failure? Wouldn't it be awfully mature of us to be able to say "that was really…
my grandparents have been married for 50 years but my memaw almost left my papaw in the late 60s because she found out he was gambling all of his money away. she got a job and started saving up to leave; he realized what she was doing and begged her to stay and quit her job, and said that he would quit gambling. she…
Menstrata.
So many men don't want women earning real money because all these guys have to offer is earning power. If women as a whole could close the wage gap, these clowns would have to come to the table with good personalities, good looks, a certain weight/ height, etc. You know, all the shit that women are required to have in…
You "feel bad" you murdered someone? You "feel bad" ?! I "feel bad" I dropped by toast this morning and that I left my lunch in the fridge at home yesterday. You murdered someone and you escaped justice. Fuck you.
Look at you making my point for me. What are you doing to fix toxic masculinity? Other than the important human rights work of internet posts asking feminists to fuck off and die?
Edit: never mind. Just repeating what others have said. Still, re spoilers etiquette, I don't think it's your readers who need to "catch the fuck up".
I'm all for self driving cars, I truly hope I'll live to see the day they are the norm. But that yellow Hyundai looks like a pant-shittingly terrifying ride even in the dry the way it's cutting corners and weaving between the lines.
I once had an elderly woman driving towards me on the wrong side the road with her wipers on and it wasn't raining. But yeah, she was driving slow.
I was on the phone with a friend describing my dog and sadly murmured, "she's as dumb as a tree stump!"
"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"
How the fuck is female ejaculation an impairment to 'physical, mental and moral development' and male ejaculation is not?
Fun fact, your body naturally produces formaldehyde and so there's already about 16 mg of formaldehyde in your blood.
Somehow, I have difficulty accepting the concept of fishing having tongues.
Maybe. But I really think "Sea Muppet" would be a better name for that guy.
Things like this remind me why I only believe in a Heaven for dogs.
What if you had said "Yes, several times." I think the outcome would have been the same.