you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

I asked him what happened when we got out of the elevator. He told me he was terrified because security was there.

It would be like To Catch a Predator, except it'd be To Catch a Chickenshit Troller. I would watch.

I think I'm partially inspired by Jay & Silent Bob going door-to-door to confront their online haters ;)

My freshman year of college, I was far from home (I am from CO, college was in PA), and knew I probably wouldn't have the money to fly back for dinner. My roommate offered to let me come back to New Hampshire with her and I agreed. A bunch of friends offered me places but I had already agreed to go with the roommate.…

This year is the very worst. I have been run out of Ferguson because my house is right next to the fires. I am crashing on an air mattress three hours away with my two dogs at my mother's house, a woman I try to limit my encounters with to twice a year at best for various reasons. Some highlights from yours truly, the…

GODDAMNIT I wish I was Amurkin so I could have some goddamn stuffing today.

Eat for me, my friends. Eat it all for me.

I swear there was a full ten minutes of how all the witnesses were idiots.

Rachel — a beautiful, fun, hot mess of an American Apparel wet dream who would regularly take naps on the banquette at Table 30 mid-service.

My partner recently became extremely upset with me when I said at a party that we do not have an egalitarian relationship when it comes to chores. He was convinced that we did. His chores are to keep the litterbox clean, tidy up the house and do the dishes on weekends, and take the trash out. I do everything else. He…

Even when you go "full feminist stereotype" and make your life all about your career, you still inevitably feel guilt when your choices conflict with the needs of your partner or your aging parents.

I thought I needed to do this. With five children I was looking at part time work so I could continue to do everything at home as well. But part time work is hard to come by and you hardly ever get to choose what *kind* of work you do if the hours are paramount.

I'm Asian, and it's pretty normal/traditional to live with parents until you get married in my culture. In many cultures it's normal to live with your families in a multigenerational household after you get married too. So you mind racism, classism, sexism, and homophobia, but not xenophobia or othering cultures…

Well said. Also, people who shit on still being on family cell phone plans obviously haven't realized how much cheaper it is.

My parents loaned me the money to start my own business and it changed my life. I refuse to feel bad about it and would never want to date someone who looked down on me for it.

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

I saved up to buy a kitty surprise when I was a kid, and my mom took me to the toy store to pick one out. I must have spent half a freaking hour trying to decide which one to buy (because HOW MANY ARE INSIDE?), while my mom kept saying "Just pick one already." I finally picked one, brought it home, and AW YEAH 5…

I don't really follow the Leafs, but the ESPN article that was linked in the Tie Domi story from yesterday spends a good amount of ink on the fact that the atmosphere at games blows because it's ultra-wealthy fans who care about being there, not watching or cheering. So maybe it's sort of a fuck you to that crowd…