No. That myth is caused by issues that feminists take very seriously, such as the idea that women are never threatening and that men have to be strong and interested in sex at all times. Any feminist who told you that is bad at being a feminist, but I suspect you got that idea from sources that are anti-feminist.

No, they don't.

The iPhone emojis are so ugly. The only ones I really like are the stickers on FB (Pusheen!).

If that guy wanted to get right with god for his unbelievable shitty behavior he should have left you the entire $50. What kind of shithead makes the waitress empty out her wallet but doesn't check his own? Some people seriously should not be allowed to leave their home.

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

Oh my god... She's so much like my mom (tries to explain but fails at explaining pop-culture)! I love my mom, she's never wants to a cool mom, but she loves trying to deceipher pop-culture. And fun-fact: She loves Kill Bill. As evidenced from a recent profile picture.

if you don't believe me just ask me.

And this is the point when some staffer sets him up with Notepad on his computer and tells him it is the "new" Twitter...

It does happen. I worked at a 24 hour diner in Athens, GA for seven years. God the stories... Management always backed up the servers when people would pull BS. Once I was working a busy post-church Sunday (everyone's favorite!) and got a table of a guy in his 30s with his 2 young sons. I bring them silverware and…

I've been a waiter, bartender, manager and cook in restaurants, and I've been in a variety of telecom roles, both in sales and engineering. One of my favorites was the phone company that was threatening to pull out their $35,000 modem rack back in 1999 because the dial-up connections kept dropping at 5pm, and their…

I got fired recently for busting a woman who came in and stole Splenda off our condiment bar. I stop her from stealing, minutes later she writes a Yelp review saying some of the exact things she screamed at me after I asked her if she would like some coffee, claims I was rude and refused to let her put sugar in her…

In my last year of university I worked at a sports bar, which was a lot of fun - great atmosphere, relaxed, easy job, decent money, and an AWESOME management team that I was very appreciative of (and vocal about my appreciation). I was told on my first day that we are not to tolerate abusive or aggressive behaviour…

That reminds me of something funny... my mother used to say "You eat what comes on the table. Look at me... I eat everything. Think of the poor people!".

I had a stint at the Ritz Carlton where I got screamed at about putting a guy on hold who spent 10k on rooms (we laughed later that was nothing, our min. double rate during Christmas was about 3k A NIGHT and most of our guests were droppng 20k+) about booking a flight from a small mountain airport to LAX THAT NIGHT…

Oh, this column brings back SO MANY memories... This happened at LEAST 10 years ago, but it's so clear in my mind... One of my worst experiences was an elderly couple who came in on a Friday at 4pm, exactly when my shift started. I set their check on their table around 4:45. Their bill came to exactly 20.07. A few…

In Canada, it does. Always. I discovered that was not universal when I asked in Raleigh (biz trip) for the server to hold the bacon on my salad. They were confuse. I was confuse. We have a lovely little chat about how those cultural differences sneak up on ya. Happy ending. No server was abused in any way.

Her husband left a generous tip under his plate, and one of her children apologized on the way out. There is a special place in my heart for people who do what they can to make up for a horrible customer in their party, even if they can't actually stand up to them."

THIS!!! <3 <3 As a native Canuck living in the states, I pull the sorry bit a lot. But I'm not beneath getting in a bar fight during a hockey game at the Hoser Hut either ;-)

Yeah - horrible people hate admitting they're wrong. I had a classic one of these working retail when a woman accused the cashier of stealing her credit card. She insisted she had put it down on the counter and the cashier had taken it. The cashier said she had swiped a rewards card and given it back but hadn't seen a…

That's when a guy walks up with the missing forty dollars and tells the woman it was on the floor by their table. To which she says "bullshit" and storms out saying that I'm a fucking thief. Moral of the story is, don't give small children lots of cash.

I imagine that guy probably paid out of his own pocket to make the…