I think I would fuck H. Jon Benjamin based on the appeal of his voice. And his dreamy eyes.

Also, catcalling is NOT a big city issue. You can get cat called in a small town.

I lost it when the guy started licking on that big ice cube.

If there's a silver lining to all this ugliness, it's that there's a discussion taking place about consent in Canada, or at least it seems so in my circle, among those who I can't imagine having that conversation otherwise. My dad of all people said last night to me, "people who are kinky must be angry to have their,…

I'm a huge Gaga fan, and about 10 years older than the group of kids I go to concerts with. They're lovely and all, but they really do think the world centers around teenagers. It's hilarious. I was eating in a diner post show with a whole table-full of them once and they were discussing movies, and Goosebumps came…

Limbaugh allowed that out of the 108 separate harassment incidents Shoshana Roberts, the actress in the video, experienced, there were "three, maybe four that would fit the bill that would make you uncomfortable, nervous, whatever."

Seriously, what does adoption have to do with biology?

"They pointed out, too, that the law doesn't say abortion and contraception can't be taught, only that adoption has to be promoted as the best option."

Well hell, this is my goddaughter's school system. Looks like somebody's getting a copy of Our Bodies, Ourselves for Christmas.

When my wife gave birth, the monitor on the machine for her epidural would periodically play the first four notes of Lavender Town's theme. Talk about things you don't want to think about while you're waiting for your child to be born.

So ready for dudes to realize that "Hey ladies, I'd fuck you!" is not actually the panacea they think it is.

Try stock/bullion/broth even better than apple juice.

I have a bunch of stories about suspected ghosts from the funeral home at which I used to work. I myself never got scared or weirded out since I never got any sense of hostility or unpleasantness, but maybe I'm just jaded. The funeral home was in a gorgeous old Victorian brownstone mansion in center city…

Ghost kitty!

Ohhhhh. That is truly scary. When I was in my teens I was friends with two sisters who had two older brothers. One of the brothers had killed himself, and the family was struggling to deal. The older brother, over the time I knew him, became progressively stranger and had really weird experiences and thoughts that, it…

This isn't a ghost story, but it does still scare the shit out of me nearly 15 years later….

Excuse you. We are talking about the compensation package my private employer gives me for the work I provide. No one is paying it for me. I EARNED IT. And as a matter of fact, a lot of GOP legislatures want to tax me on it. Thus, my employer doesn't get to tell me how to spend my compensation.

Jesus Christ.