the last one = me at the bar warding off predators

I googled "head on a swivel gif" but instead I got these gifs of owls with incredible ranges of motion:

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

I want that to be in the article. Let's bounce this thing! Bounce it!

Ask and you shall receive.

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

Thank you! I got you this in return.

My best friend is a 5'3" tiny woman, and she runs all the time. Once she was alone and a dude on his bike smacked her ass. So she shoved him off his bike and yelled, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT WEARING A HELMET, ASSHOLE!!!" and then ran off.

I meant to include a bit more about Perez's community activism. She advocates on behalf of Puerto Rican rights and has been very outspoken about HIV/AIDs (along with many other issues!). That's probably a very big part of why they think she'd be such a good fit for this show. I'm sorry I forgot to include that but I…

Well, that's certainly one key takeaway! If you want the most versatile pair of dress shoes you can buy, black is probably your best option.

That's how my mom uses them. "Emma, you'll never believe it. I just heard the most interesting study on NPR about how 64 percent of girls your age have graduated from law school and are starting families with a nice Jewish boy."

My partner is 6'4" and a feminist - could I, should I use this study to shame him into doing more of the housework?

The complaint further alleges that Dean of Student Life Susan Boswell actively discouraged another student from formally reporting her sexual assault, telling her that "no student has ever been expelled over sexual assault or had any sort of annotation on their transcript."

Something tells me this will go down as her crowning achievement.

instead of talking about how fucked up this is in so many ways, or about the prevalence of plastic surgery in sk, i will talk about something more important, like how my new life goal is to have this sentence be written again, sometime in the future, about me:

Come the fuck on white people.

Public servant. Public information. It would be no different if he had simply identified himself, as all officers are mandated to do upon civil request. He is accountable for his actions.

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…