I have a few ideas that bars can use for lame jokes that follow this idea that aren't offensive and all you have to do is change the word violence. Here they are: cheese, cars, television, potatoes. See violence doesn't need to be dragged into this because it's not cool on any level.

The only sign any bar should need:

CLEARLY CANADIAN. Specifically the strawberry flavour. Beach days/picnics/my life has never been the same without it.

Relatedly, Getty has photos of Hart and Parrish from 2013 on the red carpet where they identify Parrish as Torrei. Awkwarddd.

Yeah, I think so. The restaurant posted that pic on their FB page; it's not stock image I found. I also really, really want potato skins now.

Kitteh approves.

Could we make a note that the Common Core is not a new curriculum but new standards whenever we talk about the Common Core? A curriculum would actually be the lesson plans, materials, etc. actually utilized by the teacher in the classroom (either by teacher design or scripted or a combination based on the school).…

Potato skins, public shaming, good causes funded, right forward thinking in places (WV) we're used to hearing nightmares from.

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

That would be a great post.. nudge nudge :)

Uncle Joe only at #23??!!?

But he has magnificent drummer-face!

No Dave Grohl = All Credibility Lost

This is the finest most comprehensive list I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Bless this.

"According to police, the teenager stated the threats in the form of tweets were meant as a joke."

Holy shit. When I get texts from a weird number, I ask, "who's this?" and when they are not someone I know, I say, "wrong number, have a nice day" because I don't want to RUIN THE LIVES of people who cause me MINOR INCONVENIENCES.

Well it could have changed, one can always hope, and I do not know if it was students - I only know that it definitely occurred on campus near the women's restroom sometime in the evening. I never followed up with them on this because I wasn't actually friends with them so any inquiry from me would have felt odd and…

Yeah, it's too bad Nigeria isn't more Atheist like China so all the female infants could be aborted/murdered. That's a hell of a lot better than waiting until they're in high school.