They look fab on EVERYONE.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

“I’m sorry these bitches couldn’t keep their damn mouths shut so I guess I’m sorry I beat them up. Please still see my movie.”

Shoe-shank Redemption

Guess they weren’t Madesowell.

“...extravagant wedding included four helicopters, a motorcade of sports cars worth $50 million, and a fighter jet. Oh, and a sea plane, because no wedding is complete without one.”

Maybe he’ll refuse to come out of his “dressing womb” if his demands aren’t met.

Spiritual warfare excuses the most terrible of crimes.

Herpes?

As a sorority member and VP finance/ Treasurer of my sorority while I was in college (a top tier sorority at an elite southern school), I can fully attest that it can cost big $$$. Our official dues were over 1k per semester (which compared to other schools is actually on the lower end). Dues are just the start of how…

I am an Alpha Phi from the 90’s from a huge Midwestern school with a large greek presence. My daughter will not be pledging when she goes to college next year. Honestly, I am afraid that she would not be taken into a house these days. She has a 3.9, is graduating high school with her freshman year of college…

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

I always tell my dealer I either want sleepy weed, party weed, or sex weed. It's his job to know what I mean by that.

Don’t feel too bad for man-friend! There is psychological value in being too-big-to-fit, even if you're not truly too big.

Yes. Why don’t guys understand how hard a blow job is?! IT’S CALLED A BLOW JOB!

That copper bowl set reminds me of this:

My “bone” folder is appropriately hidden within my laptop.

Nothing to be afraid of. If you run the pic though one of those apps that shows how someone will age, you get this:

And all y’all bitches said vaccines weren’t dangerous. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!