I’m not worried about him. Daddy will dedicate a new building to the Sorbonne or whatever and he’ll snort and party his way through a finance degree.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

The response I have formulated after 9+ years of being asked when we are going to “give” our daughter a sibling: “After three miscarriages it became apparent that my uterus is for decorative purposes only. But thanks for reminding me about the most painful and heart-wrenching experience I’ve ever had while also…

Finally. A real water-gate.

The world would be a better place if they’d axed Grey’s Anatomy 10 years ago, and if that’s before it even started, all the better. I can only live in hope that the upcoming season sees and tractor trailer truck run over Meredith Gray!

just shines threw

I literally want to rub it all over my body I want to use his tears as lube while I masturbate with it I wish I could literally run across the lawn of the SC building w his dissent wrapped around my shoulders like a cape

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

Imma bring this out again.

It’s no coincidence that the shadow of the guy’s hand on the left looks like he’s wearing a shirt with a giant dick n’ balls on it

How protesters imagine frozen embryos:

I stopped reading at high because that’s what I am.

however his dick is bigger :\

I’m going to speak as the Canadian I am, this is what I have observed about your country, specifically those with right-wing beliefs:

I would say “bitch, please” but I don’t respect your opinion so.

Same. I’ve also begun to swear in Science. As in “Oh for the love of Science”. Try it! Replace Science and scientific terms for god/jesus/christ in your swears. It's fun!!

It’s an interesting philosophical question but as a practical reality you’re about 50 years too late and thousands of miles away from Kenya.