Wedding night clothing? So someone will give me sweats and a baggy t-shirt that I can spill room service food on while I try not to pass out from pure post-wedding exhaustion?

I don’t want someone to spit their coffee out, but this is literally how I read it:

Well, duh. White people!

Sounds more like Lame bro Field to me.

My best all-time thrift store finds:

My unwillingness to fuck Jack Huston is based entirely on his hipster cap. That is enough.

Please stop stereotyping rapists.

That's a good point. People in Wenatchee or Kennewick would have seen through her bullshit.

The most important question is, why on earth did she move to Spokane?

I have it on good authority that all those 75,000 people were really there for the Decemberists concert.

There have been no crowds like this.

Ugh, when I married my ex-husband, his redneck-asshole family members started a food fight. In a restaurant full of people. In front of my very prim and proper family. I was horrified. His family thought it was hysterical. I could just hear my family thinking ‘what is she thinking marrying into this fucking family?’

Okay, so I am in a bad mood, granted, but this is so far out of my ken as an ordinary citizen that I am not feeling it. I understand that women actors in Hollywood are up in arms over smaller paychecks than their male counterparts are granted and well they should be, but how does this impact us as a whole? So Jennifer…

Pussy > veloci-posse.

Rachel, sweetheart: you’re self-absorbed, you’re in love with the sound of your own voice, you steal things from black people and claim them as your own, and you tell black people what to think. I’d say QUITE A FEW things about being white describe who you are PERFECTLY. Shit, you sued Howard for reverse racism, which…

Reposting, because fuck this noise:

Alternatively, the bouquet is the way to know which of your ladies is the stone-coldest badass.

I’m choosing to believe the bride posted it so that everyone knew why she had an annulment almost immediately.

Why hasn’t it occurred to these people that there are all sorts of things they could plant on their lawns that don’t require that much water.