even if Bruce gender transitions, he'll still have had less work done than Kris.

I fucking hated this guy before but now. Seriously. There cannot possibly be a douchier jackass out there. Not even Kirby Delateur actually 'shushed' another adult.

I suggest that they call it a church. All God's children getting naked like in the Garden of Eden. No problem!

Super awesome she's chosen to do this to what is currently a minority religion in this country, who've already been pre - vilified by wackadoo political groups, and a specific News Channel who are doing more to establish a theocratic society under Sharia - like laws than the people they are harassing.

Oooh! Does that mean we can ask Catholic Lawmakers to renounce the Pope and reaffirm their Allegiance to America?

Intent doesn't matter here. Why don't you tweet a charming sentiment like this to the POTUS or the FLOTUS or even your Congress representative (if you know who that is) and let's see what happens. You can explain to the suits that show up at your mother's basement door that you "totally didn't mean it" and that they…

I fucking hate it when people use the term "white witch". You are either a witch or you're not. You don't need to be in a coven, unless you go down the wiccan route.

As a child whose mother failed to protect her from abusive stepfathers/boyfriends, I say fuck her. Children are utterly defenseless and can't leave an abusive situation under their own power. This woman's kids didn't choose her shitty boyfriend.

They're no Rebecca Ann Leeman,

Derelicte?

It's bothering the hell out of my OCD it's crooked by her head.

I'd second it if it was to use "ruse" more often.

Asked why he "works out" at the gym at 3am, John Travolta says it's so that he can spend the day with his kids.

Is that a scene from Sunday's episode of Girls?

It was no fun whatsoever. Thankfully my doctor is also my pillhead cousins doctor (he didn't prescribe them to her though) so he sent a new scrip to my pharmacist and I kept those pills outside the house.

I don't know I feel like condoms are kind of comfortable, it feels snug and cozy while protected. It's as if Jesus himself has his hands on my penis and is right behind me saying "Don't worry I got you bro".

I just can't with this. You know what's disrespectful? Turning your fucking back on the Mayor of New York because you're upset that he, what? Talked about having to protect his son from police violence? Fuck right off with your jeansgate.