Boobs are not feminist. Just because that boob wants its freedom doesn't mean it deserves it.

I'm watching ALL the Hart to Harts while I'm sitting home being a new mom! ALL OF THEM!

... so if the fetus is anesthetized and can't feel "pain" then abortion is totally okay then? is that what they're saying? Did they just give us a green light? I'm getting mixed signals here.

I just want to...emphasize this...um

Comparing it to torture? But they don't have any problems with torture.

Middle-aged, Republican senators pain ME, but you don't see me introducing bills against them.

Sweet, it pays off again to be a short atheist stoner.

Nope. This is how you do underwear ads:

You notice that crime isn't somehow spiraling out of control, though.

OMG, the dead man had her toe?!?

Jennifer. A responsible mom tells her young child she's just laughing her ass off over the toy because it looks like so much fun, then quietly removes the bizarre appendage from the packaging after said child is sound asleep on the floor. Responsible mom can then keep the doohickey to show her friends over cocktails…

Well, let's see; there hasn't been legal slavery in the USA since 1865.

After reading this, I'm trying not to give in to my tears-rage. I'm so angry at her parents, at the world. But my anger will not help Leelah.

Simple solution?

Do we lend any credence to the idea that they are thinking with their..... downstairs brain?

"Then I will play with my balls, until I am spent."

I think human shit is way grosser. I would have done human shit. Lots of it.

Ah, yeah. Mayweather sucks as a person but I don't know that pointing a finger at him without any real facts is a great idea. Though I am happy that ol' Tom Smykowski managed to sell at least one Jump to Conclusions mat.