I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.

"Your body, your choice," etc. but honestly mustaches are fucking disgusting and I'm tired of pretending they're not!

Well, Jesus Built My Hotrod. Caught me off guard cos I thought he was a fishing instructor or a carpenter or some shit.

I got my douchebag brother in law in the secret santa. Gift dilemma solved!

Bette Middler. The Rose http://www.imdb.com/title/tt007982…

I'm not sure if you're trolling or just wildly unfamiliar with Carrie Brownstein, but I live in Portlandia, in her 'hood, and I see her out and about often enough to even know her hair parts the other way. Not to mention there's no way in hell you'd ever see her playing with Charli XWhatever on a crapfest like the…

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK, A MAN IS SAYING IT SO YOU CAN BELIEVE IT NOW.

Now we will never know if she was truly ready.

Manfriend and ladyfriend/womanfriend should be the terms for adults. I feel that it is our cultural duty to spread the terminology far and wide! High five returned!

Actually, feminists are OUTRAGED at EL James for depicting a clearly abusive relationship as being romantic and sexy but thanks for playing.

I feel very sorry for your spouse if you think of sex as a "responsibility" or chore akin to housework. Hell, I feel sorry for you that sex is a chore.

"Keep him fed and drained..."

I always find this kind of advice puzzling because most divorces are initiated by women. Shouldn't the husbands be the ones adjusting their daily diet to keep their wives at home?

Okay, Kris Jenner, you can stop commenting now

And a dong.

She looks amazing, but I think she should stop for a second and consider why the photographer chose to portray her as a lubed-up queen standing on a produce box as a pedestal, and rising out of a trash bag that is sitting on the slick alcohol/piss-covered floor of a back alley. Symbolism — it means something.

You do know we landed on a comet today, right?

*Calls up my all my guy friends* Alright guys, we have been waiting for this moment. Time to troll & promote ourselves, as 50 Shades of Gay Guys.

Just shut the fuck up, okay?