Talk about kicking a girl when she's down—what asshole stylist put Linds in this sad maternity shirt instead of an actual dress?

This one time I went as The Halloween Scrooge and chastised people for enjoying dressing up for Halloween.

I think the "*" means it goes up your butthole.

I tell them to put themselves in our place and imagian that the man harassing you is gay. That seems to be closer to the truth. Since their not interested in gay men they get the unwantedness of the comments. they can't imagine what it's like to be a woman so that doesn't work. And if a woman did it to them they…

I think I once read on a blog that said something to the tune of, in a healthy BDSM relationship, it's the submissive partner that holds the most power. It's like taking a taxi, the Dom may be driving, but it's the Sub who decides where to go and when to get off.

Does his Donnie's penis also fit perfectly in her mouth? If so, Donnie, please for the sake of the rest of us, place it in there so we don't have to hear her talk anymore.

Is that the "soft skin" filter the kids keep talking about?

Celebrity Edition!

It is great, especially when laying on a Hitachi.

It has to be the RIGHT book. I've had guys hit on me, using the book as a way to initiate conversation. Someone used the fact of my Kindle - Him: "So, do you like it?" Me: non-committal grunt and nod - to chew my ear off for 30 minutes.

I would like to award you an A+ for correctly using "cue". Not que, not queue, just cue. It makes my teeth itch when people mess it up :)

Neither are vaginas but apparently people are perfectly okay with putting their face holes on them.

A real missed opportunity for a "Drunk in Louvre" headline.

i volunteer to smoke weed and answer questions for jezebel

I wouldn't be so sure about that. I've read that c-sections strongly increase the risk of autism.

i hate to have to correct you here but it turns out the susan g komen foundation for capitulation to the patriarchy doesn't actually try to cure or even treat breast cancer. they just want you to be aware of it. they're like that guy in the godzilla movies who points at godzilla and screams, 'GODZILLA!' thanks, dude.…

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Counterpoint: Show them a clip from Clueless. Because even if you have on a white collarless shirt from Fred Segal, you will not pass a test if you don't study for it. Wearing your most capable looking outfit has no bearing on intelligence or scholastic achievement, and schools should be more concerned with that than…

So the slutty clothes got her the rich guy in the first place... thanks, Teach, lesson learned!